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Showing posts with label English Anime. Show all posts

Sound of the Sky Anime, Disk 4 (English)

Sound of the Sky Complete DVD Collection Limited Edition (Sora no Woto)Aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuurrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.

My deepest apologies to sponsor Okazu Superhero Eric, and all of you who loved it, but repeated administrations of horrible obvious plot complications and utterly idiotic strategy and tactics cannot be swept away by repeated applications of "Amazing Grace." This series was just absolutely, predictably, pandering and awful, IMHO. I know that so many of you liked it, but I just could not. Too many handwaves, way too many.

I did admire the writers desperately trying to make it make sense at the end, with Aisha's version of the story about the Flame Maidens and I also thought that the voice actresses did a stellar job of speaking German cutely.

Ratings:


Art - Backgrounds - 9
Story - Auuughhhhhh!
Characters - 8
Yuri - 1 +1 for the obvious Noel x Aisha setup
Loser FanBoy - 5/5 split 5 for the actual creepy pervs and 5 for the sweet/cute obsessives

Overall - Stab, stab, stab

The Sound of the Sky boxset contest will go on a little longer, let's say until the 20th of September, so check out the rules and send in your entry if you haven't already!

Sound of the Sky Anime, Disk 3 (English)

Sound of the Sky Complete DVD Collection Limited Edition (Sora no Woto)On the third disk of the Sound of the Sky box set we get short glimpses into several of the characters' pasts, and a heap more through random expository scenes.

Filicia's tragic past, ominous hints of Rio's secret, Kureha's history, even Claus' past, all of these are laid out like cards in an attempt to draw us in deeper to the story and make us care about the characters. And it might have worked too, except...

...I have never watched an anime so bound and determined to make me dislike it.

There's one deep episode, where we actually get some exposition of the war...followed by two episodes so utterly idiotic that there is no excuse for them, followed by a cliche'-ridden piece of tripe that anyone over 15 years old should be ashamed to have written.

Once again, I am being beaten with the fear so many anime studios have of *telling us an actual story.* It's as if they cannot, will not and obviously do not feel comfortable with a female cast in a serious drama, and must relentlessly infantilize them so we can never, not for one second, take them seriously. I'm almost relieved at the egregious panty shots, because for a moment there I thought we were going to get some character development and obviously don't want to get my hopes too high. Phew.

Yet again, we are confronted with the emotional manipulation of  "Amazing Grace." Episode 9 of 12 and that and a few basic bugle calls are all we've heard, with the exception of Rio playing some extemporaneous jazz as a way of acting out.

I know that many of you enjoy this series and I swear, I'm trying to like it...but I'm finding it work to just *watch* it, much less enjoy it.

Three episodes to "get better." It's not impossible. As I said, I didn't like the original Nanoha until episode 10, but what a bloody waste of talent, money and time this was. Instead of 9 amazing episodes, there was one-ish. That's a pretty bad percentage in my book.

Ratings: When complete

I'm going to try and watch the last episodes soon, so we can wrap up the contest for a copy of the box set. Get your entry in before I write that final review!

Sound of the Sky Anime Disks 1 & 2 (English)

Sound of the Sky Complete DVD Collection Limited Edition (Sora no Woto)As I approached the midpoint of Sound of the Sky, I conceded to myself that I am just never going to be the audience for anime like this.

I know so many of you really enjoy it - and I don't hate it or anything. But, I cannot help thinking how it's pretty much nothing more than a remake of Aria, with far, far worse character art.

To begin with, the story isn't a story, as I said in my initial impressions. It's a slice-of-life story, with a plot bunny, i.e, new girl wants to learn to play the bugle. In sports manga/anime series, we fill up the spaces of the series with the protagonist practicing and practicing until they drop, then dragging themselves upright and practicing some more.

In Aria, we spent a lot of time being driven around Neo-Venetia by the Undines-in-training as they practiced and practiced. By Episode 6 of Sound of the Sky, we have had exceedingly little practice of bugling going on. But we did have an episode where everyone dressed up like 1920s American gangsters! So, there's the series' priorities in a nutshell. I stand by my comment that this could have been set anywhere, at any time.

What Sound of the Sky is, is a character piece. Like K-ON!, the plot isn't important, episode plots are the backdrop to character development. I have no doubt at all that we will learn Rio's backstory, and Kanata will fulfill her dream to become the most awesome bugler ever, and therefore we will be filled with joy as her bugle's song reaches the sky. But, as Episode 6, I still think that being clumsy, forgetful and clueless isn't cute *at all" and so I really just don't care much if she suddenly shows us awesome bugle-playing skills.

The war-torn country interests me, but we really know nothing about the war, or the people, or the countries involved. No effort has been put into world-building. That's not a deal killer, but when once again contrasted with Aria, Sound of the Sky falls way short.

Let's talk about why I keep comparing it with Aria. Both:

- series are about a cute, clumsy, personable girl who desires to become skilled in a specific, atypical skill.

- have settings based in a hierarchical, (but loosely run) organization.

- have the focus of each episode on, not the practice, but the people and situations encountered.

- series are targeted to male audiences, with primarily female casts.

- Felicia is Alicia. It's really obvious that she's meant to be.

The background art for Sound in the Sky is good, but the character art gives the phrase "moe blobs" a whole new level of meaning. This screencap isn't even as bad as it got. There was a scene between Felicia and Rio as they stood in a hall talking in which they were both barely outlined. The fact that the background is rendered in detail makes the character art stand out as even worse than it would have with bad backgrounds. In a character-driven story like this, it seems silly to lovingly render the stairs, but barely draw in the main characters. I'm not watching this for the stairs.


All that having been said, I can see why there are fans of this series. Every character is likable, if you like that type of character. Felicia is the caring, laissez faire leader, Rio is the hypercompetent (read: slightly butchy) XO, Kureha is tsundere, Noel is the monotonal savant (I don't know the fan-name for the type, feel free to let me know and I'll edit this) and Kanata is the feckless genki type of protagonist otaku love so much.

I'm pretty swayed by character, usually, but these types seem assigned in a completely mercenary fashion, to fill the checklist, rather than to fulfill the needs of the story. The overwhelming feeling I get from Sound of the Sky is "story by committee" rather than a story from the heart.

Obviously, if you find moe and clueless, cheerful protagonists appealing, you're very likely to enjoy this story. many people have told me that I won't be disappointed at the end and others have told me I *might* not be disappointed. ^_^ I have very low expectations at the moment. Here's why:

There is a movie from 1987 called Batteries Not Included. At the climax of the movie one of the alien robots - the very tiniest adorable little baby robot - dies. (I tried to find a video clip of this, so you could see how manipulative it was, but didn't find one before I got bored and stopped.) The violins swell in the most manipulative music ever. The fact that the one song we've heard so far is Amazing Grace (which is a very beautiful and instantly manipulative composition,) means I can't help but anticipate the end of this series will be much the same level of manipulative as Batteries Not Included. I hope, I really do, that I am completely wrong. If you want to tell me I'm wrong, feel free of course, but please do not post spoilers, thanks! ^_^

Technically, the visuals look very good on my computer screen. My TV is old and not widescreen-capable, so the visuals get cut off on the sides.) The sound is fine, I look forward to hearing music that is not trying to tug at my heart strings.

In any case, I can *completely* see why people like this series. I don't yet, but I didn't like Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha until episode 10, either. I'm willing to be convinced.

Ratings: After the series is completed.

Oh, hey, I forgot to talk about Yuri. Mostly because there isn't any. Kureha has a selfish crush on Rio. That's about it.

Again, my thanks to Okazu Superhero, Eric P. for his generosity and kindness in sponsoring this review, and here's hoping that my final review of the series will be more glowing than this!


Sound of the Sky Anime (English) First Impressions and Contest!

Sound of the Sky Complete DVD Collection Limited Edition (Sora no Woto) This is not a review for Sound of the Sky, (Sora no wo to). As with Madoka, I have a few first impressions I want to put down before I forget them and before the anime changes my opinion. More importantly, though, we have a contest! If you only care about the contest, skip past the review piece to the word Contest!

My very first impression of Sound of the Sky was...not very good. This can be attributed to one thing, quite specifically. Moe checklisting. There are no characters in Sound of the Sky, only character "types." There is no story here, only a set-up. The slice of life activities could very well have been set in any time or any place, and the trappings of the story in which they are set are just that, trappings.  K-ON! shows slice-of-life daily nothings among a group of high school girls,  where they belong. Hidamari Sketch, likewise. Even in Aria, with which this series has a tremendous amount in common, the slow days passing and appreciation of...things...makes sense. Not so much for the military set-up chosen for Sound of the Sky.

The second hurdle I had to face was why the character types fail so badly to compel me. Kanata, the main character, is given one task for the first episode. A simple task. Get from Point A to Point B. She fails to complete this task because she is presented as the cute, energetic, hopeless character-type. In episode 2, we encounter the tsundere character type, Kureha. I posted on Twitter, and I quote, "Oh, god, Kureha, shut the fuck up." Kureha never even has a chance to develop into having a reason to whine and complain, before she starts whining and complaining. In a world where I produced anime, Rio (the cool, competent character type) would be the protagonist and getting from Point A to Point B would not take a whole episode.

Third - and most critical for me - the story is about playing a brass instrument. I'm sorry folks, I'm a woodwind. It's an ancient rivalry and I can't move past it easily. If you played a woodwind instrument, you understand. ^_^

Now, all that having been said, setting aside my personal issue with the brass section, and the irrelevant story setup and the list of character types, I can see that it's going to be a reasonably enjoyable slice-of-life story. It's just that in order to get there, I need to ignore some things, shed some things, pay attention to secondary things and pretend that the combination makes sense as a whole.

Ratings to follow when I've watched the whole thing.

In the meantime....Contest!

The generous folks at Nozomi/RightStuf have provided a Sound of the Sky Box Set for us and this time, the question is a relatively simple one:

What DVD Extras do you want to see?

These can be anything. If you like Openings and Endings without credits - say so! Or how about interviews with voice actors and actresses (American or Japanese.) Email us at yuriconcontest at gmail dot com and tell us up to 3 extras you want from your DVDs and you'll be entered to win. Super easy! I'm asking you to use the email so I have email addresses to contact you with, trying to do a contest with anonymous comments here is awkward.

The contest will remain open as long as I'm watching the anime and will close when I do my final review for it. Get your Extra suggestions in today!

Just to start, the extra I really want to see on English DVDs is:

Interviews with the Japanese voice cast.

I'm sure that comes as a surprise to everyone. ^_^

I look forward to receiving your suggestions!

In the meantime, the first of several thanks to Okazu Superhero Eric P for sponsoring this and all future posts about this series!

Morita-san ha Mukuchi Anime (English)

First of all, thanks to all of you who wrote in last week with well-wishes. Last week was pretty bad, but I'm down to fighting one last little case of bronchitis now and I can think straight again. I have no doubt at all that your kind thoughts helped me through the worst. I say it all the time, but it's worth repeating - Okazu readers are the best!

Since this is my first post in a while, I'm going to go for something simple and light-hearted. Nothing fits the bills quite like Morita-san ha Mukuchi, which is showing on Crunchyroll, for those as can get it.

I've reviewed the first two volumes of the manga - Volume 1 and Volume 2. The anime is not substantially different - Morita Mayu is a perfectly normal girl who just doesn't talk so much. It's not like it's an affectation, or she's bad at it, she just gets lost in her own thoughts and misses the openings. And, as her friends are other teen girls, they so rarely leave openings at all. Mayu is a good friend and an excellent listener.

The anime is a super-short short; each episode is only 3 minutes long. This is, in my opinion, is the perfect size for a anime based on a 4-koma comic strip. The short size allows you to run through a few gags and not get tired of the one-gag-per-character issue that makes 4-koma manga difficult to read in general. Remember, when these run in the magazines, they only run a few pages at a time, so there's just a few gags at once and you're left smiling. When 4-koma get collected into volumes, there's a tendency to read through more at once and it can become very exhausting as nothing changes page after page. It's just a bunch of gags - it's not *supposed* to change. ^_^

Mayu is still quite likable, with a suitably congested inner dialogue. Her friends are likewise likable, which is all they need to be. And it's cute and refreshing to see anime girls just being friends.

The anime does lay on the boys a little thick, though. Especially in the first few episodes, we see two boys (who, in the manga, both have a crush on Mayu) playing Greek chorus for all the boys watching out there in anime-land. "It must so nice, being a girl" they say, while while watching Mayu playing with a friend's hair, completely ignoring a aircraft carrier's worth of baggage in that sentence. Oh well, they seem nice enough boys, I can deal.

Even in the manga, there is very little Yuri (although slightly more in Volume 3!) and in the anime, it's mostly confined to the boys' confused interpolation of events like two girls touching one another in a totally non-sexual way. I gather some boys have a problem with this. For you guys that have some confusion around this. here's the rule: Girls actually do sometimes touch one another and it rarely means "I want to sexxor you up." I hope that helps. ^_^

Although even on my most brain-foggy days I can't really see Morita-san ha Mukuchi as a Yuri anime, I do think it's good for a quick smile or two. If you can watch Crunchyroll, give it a try.

Ratings:

Art - 6
Story - 7
Characters - 8
Yuri - 1
LoserFanBoy - 3

Overall - 7

Crunchyroll Adds Morita-san wa Mukuchi Anime

According to Crunchyroll News' feed on Twitter, the free, legal streaming site Crunchyroll has added Morita-san ha Mukuchi to its summer line-up to worldwide audiences with the exception of Japan.

This anime is based on the 4-koma manga of the same name, which has been reviewed here. (Volume 1, Volume 2) Light on the Yuri, but cute anyway. ^_^

Yuri Anime: Yuru Yuri (English)

I would like to begin this review with a sincere apology to the fine people at Ichijinsha. I know that a lot of work and energy went into the making of Yuru Yuri and I wish, I truly do, that I could have liked it. But, I did not. If you habitually like the kinds of anime and manga I dislike, If you love series like Lucky Star and A Channel, then do not read this review, just hurry over to Crunchyroll and watch Yuru Yuri - you'll love it.

I have spent more than a decade promoting Yuri, highlighting series that focus on women in love with one another, pointing out over and over that "Yuri" is not, really, anything like the fantasies creepy loser guys have about girls. Yet with Yuru Yuri, the creators go right to LFB territory, then crawl slowly steadily down to wallow in the most banal, most creepy possible tropes. I'm genuinely frustrated by the choices made here.

Yuri Yuri is the story of four girls who hang around and do nothing. These four are all very typical moe types, so forget having any kind of personality. Less than 5 minutes into the anime, there were already 4 underwear gags, the main character had forgotten that school started that day (which is totally likely if you have no family or friends, live in a box and have no media access, I suppose.)  The entirety of the second half of the episode is a systematic destruction of the protagonist's ego. As a *joke*. Because making fun of a friend until they cry is absolutely hilarious, as we all know.

At 8 minutes in, I had a crisis and almost gave up watching altogether. It was so horrible, so tedious, so completely un-fun. My number one criteria for entertainment is that it ought to, you know, entertain me. Watching Yuru Yuri was the anime equivalent of a dentist's appointment.

There is "Yuri" of course. Of the most excruciating LFB kind. Kyoko likes to look at panties and wants to possess the cute loli. Chinatsu, the loli, crushes on Yui, the moe equivalent of the cool princely character. And let's not forget the implication of a deep, pathological, stalking sister complex Akari's sister appears to have for her. That's always good for a laugh.

The one thing that really wasn't terrible was Crunchyroll's subtitling. It's not perfect, but it was definitely one of the least objectionable jobs I've ever seen from them. So that, at least, is something positive to note.

I'm sorry, Namori-sensei. I'm sorry, editors of Comic Yuri Hime. I'm sure that Yuru Yuri will be very successful, but I won't be watching. As much as I want it to succeed, I actually like the anime less than I do the manga. And I don't like the manga very much at all. I came into the anime with very, very low expectations and this managed to not meet any of them.

In the end, Kyoko described this series best when she described the protagonist Akari with "A lack of outstanding qualities is your most outstanding quality."

Ratings:

Art - 5 If you like moe you will probably think it a 6 or 7
Characters - 4 See above
Story - 3 See above
Yuri - There is no real affection, love or desire here. Just gags.
Loser FanBoy - 10

Overall - 4

Pain upon realizing that Comic Yuri Hime's first "Yuri" anime ever is everything I have fought to get rid of, in order to be able to tell stories of women in love with one another - 100

Breaking News: Yuru Yuri to Simulcast on Crunchyroll

Anime Expo continues with more Yuri-friendly news, as YNN Correspondent Bruce McF points out, with Crunchyroll's announcement that namori's slice-of-life with some slight Yuri flavoring series, Yuru Yuri,  has been added to their simulcast line-up.

Bruce suggests one and a half Hip, Hip, Hoo...rays. ^_^

Revolutionary Girl Utena Anime Box Set - Disk 3 (English)

Revolutionary Girl Utena: Student Council Saga Limited Edition SetBy the time you reach the third disc of Revolutionary Girl Utena, you've already developed your ideas about what you think is going on. My ideas and yours may not be the same, but they are all valid. The show is consciously constructed to allow all our ideas to be valid. Now we, as viewers, have to allow each other's ideas to be valid, too.

I'm going to tell you some of the things I think are going on (bearing in mind that while I know what is going to happen, I wont be talking about that - just what is happening on this disc. What I would REALLY like is to hear what you think is going on in the story. What are your thoughts about The End of the World - no spoilers, remember, just based on this first arc! - or about Touga, or the duels, or Anthy, Utena, whatever.

Okay, so here I go.

The disk begins with Saionji doing something very stupid, and being expelled for it. I have this belief that, in some way, all the members of the Student Council, by becoming members of the Student Council, were essentially consenting to being manipulated by the End of the World.

Which is why I personally find it hardest to watch Nanami being screwed with. She did not give this consent. Miki is innocent, but not unbsubtle. Nanami is a child. She is driven by delusion and fear and has no place in the duels. That Touga offers her up to them was, in my opinion an unforgivable crime.

Up to this point, it would be natural to think that Touga is the master manipulator here. He seems, to Utena at least, to be in control. It's only at the end of the arc that we and he see that he wasn't in control at all.

The last two episodes were as amazing as I remembered them to be.

In episode 11, Utena find herself stripped of her confidence, her purpose, her very self by Touga, who uses his good looks, his masculinity and his position to turn her into a "normal" girl, who needs a prince to rescue her.

And most important IMHO, is that in response to losing the duel Utena says simply, "Please don't take Anthy away from me." She would give herself up...but not Anthy.

In episode 12, Wakaba slaps some sense into her, by making her realize that "normal" is not normal for Utena. Utena challenges Touga to a rematch to regain herself - the self that wants to be a Prince, not be rescued by one. She defeats Touga without help from Dios or an enchanted sword - she defeats him with nothing but her determination and will. To awesome music. To regain Anthy. NOT to regain the Rose Bride, but to get Anthy back.

Most importantly, at that moment, Anthy is *surprised.* That alone is worth watching the final episodes for.

When the episode (and the first arc) ended, I began spontaneously applauding. Again. As I have every time I have watched this series.

It's gonna be a long, long, few weeks before the next set arrives!

Thanks again Nozomi/RightStuf for making it possible to watch this remastered version.

Ratings:

Art - 8
Story - 10
Character - 9
Yuri - 4
Loser FanBoy - 1

Overall - 9

The music video for "Revolution Rondo" blew my mind more than anything else in Utena ever has. It was filmed in New York City, which was just...entirely unexpected.

Here's an interesting aside. On Twitter today I mentioned that what I would love to see is a ridiculously high budget live action version of the moment Utena draws the sword from Anthy. Just that scene. At which, a very good friend of mine from way back mentioned that there is a rumor of a pitch in Hollywood for an Utena movie...and that Variety is supposed to be doing an article about it next month. I guess we'll see if that article ever happens.... Thanks for the heads up, Rob!

Now it is your turn - what are some of your thoughts on this arc?

Hourou Musuko/ Wandering Son Anime (English)

Many of you have, over the last few years, written in to tell me about Shimura Takako's series Hourou Musuko, Wandering Son, to ask me when I would review it, to remind me to add it to the News Reports.

As many of you have noticed, I have not reviewed it as of yet. The reason for this is relatively simple - while Hourou Musuko is undoubtedly a masterpiece, it's not really Yuri.

But, it *is* a masterpiece and a masterpiece dealing with gender transitioning, which is something that manga and anime typically play for laughs at best, rather than handling it with any seriousness or sensitivity. So, I guess it's time to review this series, already. ^_^

My problem now is - I don't know what to really say about it, other than it is one of the very finest, most beautiful anime series I have ever watched.

Hourou Musuko is not the first time Shimura has dealt with gender in a story. Her Boku ha Onna no Ko was the first time I ever encountered her work. I was not overwhelmed by any of the stories in that collection - certainly nothing in it impressed me the way Aoi Hana did. But Hourou Musuko is something amazing, even compared to that.

Somewhere after Boku ha Onna no Ko ( the cover of which has a cameo as a poster in the Hourou Musuko anime,) Shimura reached deep into herself and found a real story - a touching story - a painful and beautiful story - about two young people grappling with the fact that they are born into the wrong bodies. Hourou Musuko is emotionally gripping in a way that very, very few anime ever can hope to be. Shu-chan, the mtf heroine and Yoshino, the ftm hero, are people I would gladly spend more time with.

Art, music, voice acting was all sublime. I can say nothing but "wow" about it.

In this short anime, there were two scenes that really stood out to me - the scene where Yoshino gives Shu-chan her name and said that she'd take his, which was so touching I honestly couldn't speak for an hour afterwards. And the scene during the school festival, when the kids all go into another class's horror house, just to be able to gain catharsis by screaming.

As for Yuri. Well, the anime begins with the 33rd chapter of the story, as Shu-chan begins middle school, so I believe we skipped one potential Yuri relationship. I will, when the manga touches upon it, mention it. In the anime, however, I'd like to talk about Yoshino and Saori. They don't really have a relationship, but by the end of the anime, there is some very tentative movement in that direction, IMHO. Of course, as Yoshino is a boy, temporarily in a girl's body, this would not be a lesbian relationship, even if it were to exist. As Saori had some feelings for Shin-chan, who also feels he has been given the wrong body, it seems to me that any relationship that developed between Saori and Yoshino could legitimately be labeled Queer. Shn-chan has a relationship with a girl that, as Niki points out in the comments, isn't being perceived as lesbian yet, but is clearly another Queer relationship.

Because this series is a masterpiece, it did terribly in the TV ratings for that slot. This cannot really be a surprise, precisely because everything really is on a standard curve of deviation. That means that the good will be appreciated by less people than the average - and the stunningly excellent will only ever be appreciated by a few. Nonetheless, this anime was stunningly excellent and, as I contemplate reading the manga, for the first time, I find myself frightened by it a bit. It might just be too good. I have always managed my expectations of manga and anime, and don't want to see my ability to find balance compromised. On the other hand, I don't want to be disappointed, either. So, I find myself in the position of convincing myself to not expect too much, but also not to let Shimura's fully blossomed genius ruin anything else for me.

By the time I finish the manga, I fear that all that will be left for me to read and enjoy will be Aoi Hana and GUNJO.

Anyway...if you haven't watch the anime yet, do. It's a masterpiece.

And then buy the manga, which is being put out by Fantagraphics. Don't forget to buy an extra copy for your library - they *need* this book.

Ratings:

Art - 9
Story - 9
Characters - 9
Yuri - 0
Loser FanBoy - 0

Overall - 9

This, more than any series I have ever reviewed here is a LGBTQ masterwork. In the future that I want to  inhabit, it will be considered a classic.

Revolutionary Girl Utena Anime Box Set - Disk 2 (English)

Revolutionary Girl Utena: Student Council Saga Limited Edition SetOne of the most amazing things about Revolutionary Girl Utena is that the heavy-handed symbolism, which was left without specific meaning quite on purpose, can effectively mean anything you want it to mean. As a result, whether you say the series is about adolescence and maturity, or delusion and reality, or hope and despair, or kangaroos and elephants, you are quite correct.

Volume 2 is about all those things. It's also about one huge whopper of a lie.

This disk begins with the end of Miki's arc, in which we learn that Kozue's perspective on Miki's childhood trauma is quite different - this will remain the case throughout the series. Kozue's wounds are never Miki's. And, for the first time, we are able to see the lie in effect...and just how much somebody else's problem it is for everyone in the series.

This arc is followed by an episode that, based on a short conversation on Twitter, seems to have made quite an impact on fans. As I put it to my wife, in a series full of weirdness, Nanami episodes are profoundly weird. In episodes that include aggressive elephants, Touga boxing a kangaroo and exploding curry and personality switching, the thing that *I* noticed the most was that Miki and Utena have the closest thing to a "normal" conversation that we've seen so far in the series, as they discuss Nanami...and even then it's not all that normal.

And then we move on to Juri. Beautiful, athletic, smart Juri. Juri the jaguar, in whose presence even the teachers quake. Juri, voiced magnificently by Mitsuishi Kotono and who was for many, the first lesbian Yuri character they ever saw in anime. Her episode still wrang me dry. It hurt to watch her so angry - eternally so, as we never really know what will become of her. Hurt, betrayed, too smart to not know what the real problem is. Too angry to not lash out at Utena who does not yet understand that kind of pain. She will, but not yet.

As I watched this disk I realized that the entire series up to this point is predicated upon a single lie. There will be more lies later, but right now - there is one. Saionji and Miki believe - or hope - that it is true. Juri presumes it is a lie, but then Utena defeats her and she will have to lie to herself to continue to presume it is a lie. Touga...well, Touga will come later.

The lie is simple and has already been repeated so many times that probably you don't think of it as a lie by the second disk.

The lie is...

...that whomever is engaged to the Rose Bride can command her utterly.

Think for a second. When has Anthy ever done *anything* Utena wants her to? She can't even get Anthy to stop calling her "Utena-sama." At this point, Anthy isn't even hiding herself in the lie, because no one around her can see the lie even exists. They all believe or pretend to believe that it is a truth. Anthy simply does whatever best suits the situation to bring about the outcome desired by the End of the World.

Utena's one real wish for Anthy won't be expressed for some time to come and it won't be realized for even longer - so, then, what *does* being engaged to the Rose Bride mean? To find that out, we must keep watching.

I am reminded that Revolutionary Girl Utena did many anime-viewers a harm by being so absurd, so surreal and so amazing - practically Dada-esque in its complex simplicity - that nothing was able to come close for years to some. Maybe, nothing has really come close yet.

True story - I was watching the Utena movie for the first time with a 15 year old who knew nothing of the story. We had rented it from a Japanese video rental store. It was raw. We watched it transfixed and, when the roses began to overflow the dueling ground she turned to me with huge eyes and asked, "This is what anime is all about, isn't it?" "Yes," I said. "This is what it is all about."

Ratings:

Art - 9
Characters - 10
Story - 10
Music - 10
Yuri - 8
Loser FanBoy - 3
Voice acting - 10

Overall - 10

Revolutionary Girl Utena - *this* is what it's all about.

K-ON! Anime, Volume 1 Blu-ray (English) Guest Review by Marc M

K-On! Vol. 1 [Blu-ray]You may have noticed recently, I'm soliciting more Guest Reviews. There is one very serious reason why - I love Guest Reviews. ^_^ I'm not being facetious, I really do love having the pleasure of reading your thoughts, and deciding for myself whether I agree with you. As I always say, Okazu readers are really smart, interesting people. I may not agree with you - but I love hearing what you have to say. ^_^

In the case of blockbuster series K-ON!, you may remember that I heard rumors about the Blu-ray...and I don't watch dubs, so returning Guest Reviewer Marc M. is here to cover these two very important issues. But before I do, I just want to tell you, in case you wondered, common wisdom says that Yui is playing a Cherry Sunburst Epiphone Les Paul Special 100 and, because otaku are easily influenced, TBS actually sells a Hirasawa Yui model.


For those of you who missed it, here is my review of the regular DVD (and subtitles, rather than dub.) 


And now, I will turn it over to Marc!


*** 

Many people have been slamming the Blu-ray version of K-on!, so I'm here today to see if it's as bad as some make it sound.

The story is about Yui Hirasawa (Aki Toyosaki/Stephanie Sheh) a new high school student who ends up joining the light music club because she thinks it plays easy music. There she meets Ritsu Tainaka (Satomi Satō/Cassandra Lee), Mio Akiyama (Yōko Hikasa/Cristina Valenzuela), and Tsumugi Kotobuki (Minako Kotobuki/Shelby Lindley). They become fast friends, and Yui becomes the guitarist in the band the other girls have put together. The episodes are slice-of-life stories about their daily lives and adventures (such as helping Yui buy a guitar). It's fun, light storytelling. So if you like that sort of thing, this anime is for you.

But I'm here to specifically look at the Blu-ray and to review the English dubbed version.So let's get down to it.

The Good:

The visual: I'm a big visual kind of guy. For me, how the picture looks is a big part of whether or not I'm going to enjoy an anime. The quality of the picture on the Blu-ray is superb. It is crisp and clear and shows off the artists' work. You can see the work that went into designing the landscapes, backgrounds, and buildings. The characters stand out beautifully. I've been spoiled by HD, and this anime didn't disappoint me.

The voice acting: Stephanie Sheh, Cassandra Lee, and Laura Bailey (who play Yui, Ritsu, and Yui's childhood friend Nodoka Manabe respectively) are well chosen for their characters. Each actress brings their own take on their characters that aren't exactly like their Japanese counterparts, but still feel like the right fit. You can hear Yui's ditzyness, Ritsu's rashness, and Nodoka's competence. I usually like listening to the original Japanese, but they won me over with their acting.

The Sad (no, that's not a typo):

The sound: The biggest complaint from the detractors is that the sound quality is poor. Well, it's not. It's just not great, and that's almost worse. Blu-ray technology is supposed to enable companies to add to the quality of their work. There is great potential with Blu-ray technology, and to not use it to that full potential is a waste. With this anime, Bandai wasted that potential. The sound is in plain old 2.0 Dolby stereo. That means you can hear everything: the dialogue is understandable and the background music never overpowers the dialogue (believe me, it's happened in other DVDs I've had). Unfortunately, you're never immersed in the sound. When you're immersed in the sound you get more out of the experience of watching an anime. But Bandai decided it wasn't worth using 5.1 or 7.1 surround. And that's just sad.

The Voice Acting :Wait, you're saying to yourself, didn't he just put voice acting in the good category? You're right, but there are some problems with the voice acting as well. Cristina Valenzuela and Shelby Lindley (who play Mio and Mugi respectively) both both play their characters as softspoken and shy, which is how they are supposed to be portrayed. However, unlike in the Japanese track where Mugi and Mio are very distinctive, here the two actresses sounded too much alike. At times during the show, if I couldn't actually see whose mouth was moving when they spoke, I couldn't always tell which of the two was talking. That was a little distracting.

Only 4 episodes: That's right, only four. Blu-ray can hold large amounts of data, but they only put 4 of the 12 episodes on this disk. That's like binding a 500-page book, but only having writing on 200 of the pages and leaving the last 300 pages blank. What was the point? Bandai pays a lot of money for the Blu-ray technology and then does nothing with it that they can't do with regular DVDs. I don't get it.

The Ugly:

The extras: Really, I don't understand some companies. There's all this space to put stuff on the Blu-ray and they give us one lousy interview with Stephanie Sheh. Don't get me wrong; I love interviews with the voice actors (Japanese or English), but why only one? Why not all four of the main actresses? It's not like you couldn't squeeze them on there. In this day and age, it just feels miserly to not add a few more extras on Blu-ray. It feels like Bandai is trying to milk as much money out of this as possible. And that's just ugly.

So on to the scores.

The anime: A great big 9. I love this anime. It's fun, the characters are interesting, and the stories are light and amusing. A terrific anime about friends going through high school.

The Blu-ray: Now things get a little complicated. If you're big on visual quality, 8.5. If you're big on sound quality, 7.5 (maybe 7), and if you're big on all the extra potential, 6.

That averages out roughly to 7 for the Blu-ray as a whole.

But that won't stop me from buying the Blu-ray of volume 2. Like I said, I'm more of a visual guy.

***

Erica here: Thanks, Marc, for clearing up the issues. It sounds like Bandai doesn't quite get the point of high-quality disk recording yet. Sort of like burning a scratched LP recording onto a CD. Okay if your requirement is archiving a dying technology....totally uncool for new music.

K-ON! Anime, Volume 1 (English)

K-On! Vol. 1My original review for K-ON!, Volume 1 has been disappeared by a Blogger meltdown. I am no longer the same person who wrote that review, so any points I made, valid or not, are now no longer relevant. ^_^

Rather than trying to recreate the content - and failing - I'm just going to write a new review.

K-ON! follows the story of spazzy, doofus-y Hirasawa Yui, in her attempt to wring every last drop of joy out of high school life by joining a club. She finds just about the perfect club for a spazzy, doofus-y, idiot savant - the Keionbu, the "Light Music" club. Volume 1 covers Yui's discovery of the club and the three other members and her adventures in buying and learning to play a guitar. It's all good, clean, spazzy, doofus-y fun. With a goofy, bubblegummy soundtrack.

In my opinion, it's the music that really represents the anime. Rocking pop music you can bounce gracelessly to, incredibly weird lyrics and an overall feeling of massive gobs of fun. This music isn't just bubble gum  - it's long-lasting Bubble Yum(TM) music.

The characters are cleverly designed to adhere to types popular with moe fandom but, nonetheless, seem to exceed their rather limited origins. As an ensemble I find them, for personal reasons, to strike a pleasant chord for me. (Yes, yes, pun intended.)

I was lucky to receive a DVD of this volume. I have been informed that the Blu-Ray disks for Volume 1 suffer from soundtrack problems. The sound on the songs are, according to a random Twitter correspondent, only DVD quality and one of the tracks is off. I have never been an audiophile myself and, as I have had an ear infection for about a month now, I'm pretty sure there is no way I'd notice the difference in sound quality, but I know that this kind of thing is very important to people. Bandai has a history of handling sound badly...surely I am not the only one who remembers the Ghost In the Shell sound issues? And I am informed by this same Twitter source that fans were unhappy with Haruhi sound as well, thus guaranteeing that the segment of the fandom least likely to buy in the US anyway, has yet another reason with which to justify piracy. Well done there, Bandai.

But, as I say, I have a DVD and I found it to be - in all but one way - fantastic. The translation was very good. (At least Bandai brought their A game to the translation.) The anime is for people who like goofy, moe, slice-of-school-life, all-female ensemble casts. The only thing I really wanted but did not get is a Music Video extra. I feel like that would have been the cherry on top of this Red Velvet cupcake with it's yummy cream cheese music topping. (Too sweet, but man, can't get enough....) I am also informed by Filo from a comment on the previous, disappeared post, that the dub is quite good.

There is no Yuri. There will never be Yuri in this series. If you see Yuri, you are either extrapolating from the Mugi-vision scenes in the manga or are the kind of person who sees Yuri whenever two girls touch, regardless of context. Take it from someone who is female, and has friends she touches, but does not sleep with - they're just friends.


Ratings:

Art - Lovingly detailed backgrounds, moe blob characters - 7
Story - Goofy slice of life - 8
Characters - How many times in a review can I use the word "goofy?" Well - one more. - 8
Yuri - 0
Loser FanBoy - 4

Overall - 8

Overall, there's plenty to like about this series, unless any or all of the above annoy you. Then it's annoying as hell. But I like it anyway. ^_^

Many thanks to Okazu Superhero Eric P. for making today's review possible!


Hanasaku Iroha Anime (English)

I am pleased as punch to say that today we once again have a Guest Review by George R! If George is on a mission to convince me to reverse my lack of interest in Hanasaku Iroha (now streaming on Crunchyroll), then...well, you'll see. (^_^) The floor is yours, George!

All stories are built around a difficulty for the protagonist, so Matsumae Ohana is well equipped to be one. Her mother is a single, irresponsible, freelance writer. Ohana comes home one evening to find their apartment filled with boxes. Her mother and her boyfriend are skipping town tonight to evade his creditors...and they're not taking Ohana with them. Instead, she is going to her grandmother's rural onsen ryokan (hot-springs inn) on the opposite side of the country. She knows nothing of the ryokan or her grandmother, as her mother and grandmother have not been on speaking terms for years. Ohana steps out to cool her head and tell her one real friend in Tokyo of this. Kouichi adds to her confusion by confessing his love, then running off before she can even reply. He doesn't even come see her off at the train station. Thus, 8 minutes into the show, Ohana ends up by herself on the train from Tokyo to her new life and a chance to reinvent herself.

Ohana thinks the Ryokan wonderful, looking like it's right out of a prewar movie. She even keeps her composure when Minko, her future roommate and coworker, greets her with the rough, "Die!" Grandmother is a strict old-school matron, telling Ohana she'll be just another employee here; she disowned Ohana's mother years ago. In spite of being put to menial cleaning tasks, on top of everything else, Ohana maintains her cheerful optimism. So begins Hanasaku Iroha.

One of the things that continues to draw me to Hanasaku Iroha is the setting and scenery porn. P.A. Works has done their homework well. The scenery matches the natural beauty out on the Noto peninsula, and the train is dead on for the Noto Railway there. Of course, they were able to take advantage of their headquarters being in Nanto, Toyama, just south of the peninsula. They're also billing this as their 10th anniversary work, and it looks like they've taken extra care to make it a quality work befitting that anniversary. The setting is very nostalgic for me, as I spent a few days at a ryokan not very far from where Kissuisou likely is. I hope the producers are getting something from the local tourism organization, as this makes me want to go back there. Like Aoi Hana, this falls into the category of "anime that make me homesick."

Onto the set of this lovely scenery walk a cast of characters I have come to like as well. The show revolves around Ohana. In some ways, she is the stereotypical Edokko [Tokyoite] come to the country; assertive, straightforward, cheerful, and easily moved to compassion. She's not that good at reading people, and her mother taught her to rely only on herself, neither of which are that helpful in the high-context communal Japanese culture. Ohana has room to grow and learn, and to her credit, I believe that she recognizes both of these. I see her growth as being one of the major threads of this story. She is one of the blooming flowers of the title.

Grandmother will turn some people off with her behavior in the first episode, especially slapping Minko and Ohana. She runs the entire ryokan with a firm hand and an absolute customer focus. In many ways, she's a product of her era, born during the war and likely raised in a traditional family. I believe that under her steely exterior, she has a loving heart, and I look forward to getting to know her better as Ohana does. Hopefully they will learn from each other. She offers a take on the strong, mature woman that well matches several such ladies I've known--and liked--in real life.

Minko is an interesting cypher, showing her standoffish nature with her first words to Ohana. Yet there is more to her than anger and cold beauty. She is a hard worker and takes Ohana's words to heart, spending real effort to come up with an insult other than "die!" after Ohana explained why she shouldn't use that one. She has a big crush on Touru, the assistant cook, even though he continuously berates her for every little mistake. Can Ohana's earnest optimism break through the wall Minko's built around herself? This wall may well be a byproduct of her crush on Touru and likely contributes to her troubles on that front. I'm looking forward to learning more what goes on behind her normally-cold eyes.

Tomoe and Nako, the head- and under- maids form an interesting contrast. Tomoe lives for gossip, perhaps valuing it over work, while Nako is almost terminally timid and shy. This combination ends up causing Ohana some problems initially, though that is not their intention. In spite of her shyness, Nako becomes Ohana's first real friend at Kissuisou.

We finally meet Yuina, the last of our main cast, when she rescues Ohana from overly enthusiastic classmates on the first day of school. She goes to the same school as Ohana, Minko and Nako and is the spirited, carefree daughter of the rival ryokan, Fukuya. Rivalry goes beyond commercial, as there seems to be something between her and Touru.

Jiroumaru, the author staying at Kissuisou, provides more complications as well as the first Yuri in the series. How many series offer you lame slash fiction about the girls in it? In this case, it's just a glimpse at an ero-novel featuring the girls together in the bath that Jiroumaru is writing to try to pay his bills. Some folks will find this a jarring turn-off, I just had to laugh at this way of showing his inadequacies. As Bruce McF said, the portrayal is quite droll, and the lameness is only "in universe," as that is how the characters (especially Jiroumaru himself) see it. I think it well written (as I do the rest of the show). Jiroumaru's personality is an interesting mix of arrogance and insecurity, and has plenty of room to grow, even though he's an adult.

Four more guys fill out the cast at Kissuisou. Enishi is Ohana's uncle, whom her mother bullied when they were young. We haven't seen much more of him than when Ohana first ran into him. Touru is the assistant cook and Minko's mentor. His main skills seem to be cooking and berating others. The head cook, Ren-san, looks tough and scary, but I have yet to see him act in that fashion. Denroku is the little old maintenance man, who's worked at Kissuisou since it's founding.

While the slash fiction was deliberately over-the-top, there are other scenes where I appreciated the director's restraint. When Ohana is caught off balance--literally--by Kouichi's confession, she does fall down the slide she's standing on, but manages to catch herself and land on her feet, rather than collapsing into the expected heap of fanservice at the bottom. They also show a another bath scene in Episode 4, but this has a completely different feel than the Yuri ero-fantasy of the previous episode. Ohana and Minko's conversation is set there, as such conversation can only take place with the lowered barriers in a shared bath. Of course, LFB will be happy to see girls bathing, regardless of reason.

While I normally don't comment about translation, I found a couple spots in episode 3 jarring. In one, Grandmother comments about Ohana with a traditional saying, "Baka to hasami ha tsukai you". Crunchyroll translates this, "Sticking goes not by strength but by guiding of the gully," which seems too far off. It is literally, "Like using and idiot or scissors," and implies that, just like dull scissors can be made to cut, so too can you get good work from a fool if you manage them well, or more succinctly, "Everything is handy when used right." The second spot is Minko's scribbling in her notebook to come up with a new insult. Here their "smelly and ugly" doesn't map to Minko's "HOnto ni BIkkuri suru hodo ni RONgai" as an expansion of hobiron  [Balut.] While the dish is smelly and ugly, her words mean "truly, to a surprising degree, irrelevant." But let me add that sayings like Grandmother's are tough to translate, as they carry such a large cultural meaning associated with them, and Minko's backronym is as tough as translating other linguistic gymnastics (not to mention also pulling Vietnamese into the language mix).

In related news, P.A. Works is also producing a Hanasaku Iroha manga as a franchise extender. Volume 1 covers the events of the first three episodes. I much prefer the anime over the manga, rating the manga at only about a 7 overall, lower than the anime on all fronts. To me, it feels like a pale echo of a very good original.


Ratings:

Art - 9
Story - 8
Characters - 9
Yuri - 2
LFB - 3

Overall - 9

One always wonders whether a show will live up to the promise shown by its first episodes. So far, Hanasaku Iroha is living up to my expectations. I'm looking forward to more good character interaction and to seeing all of them them grow in this beautiful setting.

Erica here: Oh, o~kay~, I'll watch it. Sheesh. Thanks again George for giving me a day off and providing me and all the readers here with something entertaining to read about something entertaining to watch. (^_^)

Yuri Anime: Uta-Kata, Disk 2 (English)

Utakata: The Complete SeriesAs I re-watch Uta-Kata, I am reminded that, no matter how mature we think we are, we really are no more than very large infants, driven by very basic needs. I realize this primarily because I have an ear infection and it is making me exceeding cranky. Which means that I approach the anime already predisposed to being unpleasant about it.

And there is plenty to be unpleasant about in Uta-Kata. So much so, that I will confine myself to only a very few negative comments about it.

Let's start with the end. Saya says that "Mirrors reflect the true reality" or some such nonsense. This is not true on the face of it - we all know that mirrors reflect the opposite of reality. And if Ichika had been paying attention in science class, she'd have known that too. (C.p. What You Need to Know to become a Magical Girl)

Among all the truly problematic things in this anime the other standout problematic thing is that it's a complete waste of time. By which I mean that we know that at least two "tests" have failed to gain an answer from within the confines of the two stupid choices the tested offer. And a post-failed test discussion implies that other failures have occurred too. So, hey, if you keep conducting the same test with the same parameters and don't get either of the results you expect, sense would lead you to maybe question the validity of the test. Unless the real reason for the test is simply to make a child's life miserable to force them to grow the fuck up...how's that for a profound analogy for adolescence?

There is Yuri in the second half of Uta-Kata. This is undeniable. In episode 9, Keiko and Sayaka become a couple sort of not-really unexpectedly.  Manatsu kisses Ichika in a not-friend kind of way at the end, and for the one or two BL fans out there, there's some BL, which had been implied between Sei and Kai pretty much from the beginning.

Ratings:

Art - Sigh. I just can't like it, because of the fanservice - 4
Characters - By the end, the only character I really liked was Michiru
Story - 4
Yuri - 5
Loser Fanboy - 9

Overall - 5


In conclusion my ear hurts, and Uta-Kata was not what it might have been had anyone cared.

Uta-Kata Anime, Disk 1 (English)

Utakata: Collection 1Fans of Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika really ought to watch Uta-Kata. (Of course, being fans of Madoka, they will likely feel obliged to feel that Madoka is superior, but that's a different issue. ^_^) For what Madoka is attemtping now, Uta-Kata did some years ago.

Uta-Kata is, like Madoka, a dark look at the the concept of magical girls. It begins with the words "Sorry, Ichika," and the phrase "season of trials," so if we're paying even a little attention, we know that we're not in for a happy ride. And, although our "magic sidekick" is human-shaped, Manatsu says, "Don't worry, I won't ask you to sell me your soul or anything," with the same wide--eyed smiling-without-smiling face Kyubei lies with.

Uta-Kata is the story of a girl, Ichika, dragged randomly into a series of tests in which she gains great power...but loses everything else she likes about herself in the process.

As I watched Disk 1, I pondered why, exactly, this anime left me feeling yucky more than anything else. I've come up with a few reasons:

1) The service is a major hurdle. It's scuzzy. It's gratuitous. It's pointless and whole episodes are constructed to create situations to specifically highlight crotch, breast and ass shots. And the underwear. Good heavens, the unending obsession with underwear.

2) The second hurdle is the always awkward, occasionally ridiculous twists of the plots. In the second episode, a male acquaintance becomes physically violent for no real reason, the third episode is a pile of grim and creepy wrapped around "Ichika loses Dad's watch." The feeling of grim and creepy continues, but we are also forced to deal with...

3) "I know something you don't know." There are 5 main characters in this story and of them four know exactly what's going on. Guess which one of the five is the only one who doesn't? If you guessed Ichika, you'd be right.

4) Everyone has *issues* but nothing actually happens. The tagline used for the third episode, "And that's how everything was resolved. But I was left with a bitter feeling," is a good tagline for every episode.

5) There is no grand scheme. That is to say, there is a *scheme* but it is given very little context and there does not seem to be a greater plan. In Madoka, we learn why magical girls exist, and what their relationship to witches are. Here, Saya wanders around torturing young people "because." We just have to accept that some perfectly nice young people will have to be tested...because they do.

6) I've saved the biggest hurdle for last. The service is a salacious glance at female characters - undressing them repeatedly for the titillation of the audience. More problematic than this (and let me express that it is quite problematic for me) is the salacious undressing of the girls' subconscious for the audience's titillation. This actually creeps me out more than the seriously creepy service. Why is watching Ichika suffering fun? Ick, ick and double ick.

All of this combines for a very unsatisfying first half to this anime. I know it will improve, but I can't forget what I wrote about it the first time, "the first seven episodes just suck." And so they do. But, if you can stick with it, as the grim/creepy ratchets up into full-blown dark and gothic, this series becomes something your can - and should - watch.

Ratings withheld until review of Disk 2

Digimon Tamers Anime (English)

As I noted a few weeks ago, the anime Digimon Tamers is now available on Hulu.com. This has provided me a chance to revisit one of the most remarkable Saturday-morning cartoons I've ever watched.

Digimon follows the same formula that made Pokemon a hit - young people "collect" creatures, and participate in fights so the creatures can "evolve" to higher power levels. In Digimon Tamers, which was the third anime series of the franchise, there is a card/computer game version of "Digimon," which is played by all of our principle characters. As a result of several plot complications, actual Digimon are transported from the "Digital World" to our world. The plot follows these Digimon and their human counterparts, their "Tamers."

The Tamers are Takato, the Digimon anime franchise equivalent of a energetic young tenor in opera. Distinguished by his goggles, every-so-slight cluelessness and energy, he is the de facto leader of the group. Jian (called Henry in the English dub) is a Chinese-Japanese, whose father was part of the team that originally created the Digimon. The third member of the group is Ruki (called Rika in the dub,) known as the Digimon Queen for her card gaming skills.

Takato appears to have created his own Digimon by force of will and, like his Tamer, Guilmon is guileless, cheerful and energetic. Jian appears to have had his Digimon, Terriermon, for some time and they already have a history and some traumatic experiences behind them when the anime starts.

Ruki is typical of many girls in gaming - she works twice as hard as the boys, ekes out a little respect and about the same level of derision, and is, at 10 years old, already quite jaded and cynical. At first glance, there's no way not to peg Ruki as a babydyke, from the leg holster and the broken-heart t-shirt she habitually wears, to her passive-aggressive relationship with her Digimon, Renamon.

Renamon is eight kinds of awesome as a fighter, she's smart and, compared with the other Digimon, she's mature. (To be fair, Terriermon is more mature than Guilomon, partially because of Jian and partially because he is older and more experienced than Guilomon.)  Ruki and Renamon's relationship is as full of denial, recrimination, poor communication and tenderness as any real-life relationship. It's almost embarrassingly realistic.

I first watched this series as it played out on American TV, during a Saturday morning cartoon block. Now, watching the original anime in Japanese with subtitles, I'm amazed how *little* was changed for the dub. I'm amazed - and impressed. Scenes, tone, dialogue are all exactly as I remember it.

I am not impressed by the subtitling on Hulu, however. It has exactly the same lack of quality control that plagues Crunchyroll's subtitling. It really would be worth hiring an editor, purveyors of streaming subtitled anime. Instead of seamless translation, there's typos, grammatical and syntactical errors, and an overall sense of middle-schoolers or non-native English-speakers having been put in charge of the project.

Nonetheless, I'm thrilled to be able to watch Digimon Tamers again, and watch Ruki slowly, reluctantly, come to realize what Renamon really means to her. If you missed it the first time around on TV, I hope you'll give it a try this time. It's a surprisingly excellent franchise cartoon.

Ratings:

Art - 7, with flashes of 9 and moments of 5, when the budget runs low
Story - 9
Characters - 9
Yuri - really depends on how you interpret Ruki and Renamon's relationship. Let's call it a 5
Loser FanBoy - 1

Overall - 9

It's not a "Yuri anime" but is an excellent anime, with Yuri potential if you want to go there. If not, it's a great cartoon.

UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie OVA Collection, Season 4 (English)

UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie: Seasons 3 & 4 (The OVA Collection)Season 4 of UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie is comprised of 2 OVAs, both of which are, well, kind of sweet.

In the first OVA, through a stupid plot complication, Kazuto's family bathhouse is the location for Valkyrie's class reunion. This allows us to see a million new Princess character designs and then see them bathing. It also allows us a little Yuri in the form of classmate crushiness on Pharm, Hydra and Valkyrie.

The second OVA was positively...funny and nice? WTH? Through the next stupid plot complication Akina is named the priestess who will do a super important festival dance on behalf of the royal family of Valhalla. Akina, Kazuto and Valkyrie are required to make super-secret wishes as part of the festival and then Akina does the dance - beautifully. Had this been the only episode ever made of this series, one would have cause to not believe that the series was a Kaishaku creation at all.

I'm very vexed at the fourth season. For a series that existed entirely to pander to the Lowest Common Denominator to end with grace and beauty is just...wrong. It's like giving the most obnoxious kid in the class an ice cream cone for just sitting down and shutting up. It's. Just. So. Annoying.

Ratings:

Art - 7
Story - 5
Characters - 7
Yuri - 4 for classmate crushiness
Loser Fanboy - a shockingly low 8

Overall - A very vexing 6

All I can say is, I hope it annoyed the heck out of Kaishaku too, since by the end it had no resemblance at all to their vision.

UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie OVA Collection, Season 3 (English)

UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie: Seasons 3 & 4 (The OVA Collection)I've been pretty spotty reviewing here this week. I bet you thought that when I came back it would be for something full of awesome and love, didn't you? But, no, instead I return to you with a review of full of Kaishaku. Sorry.

I bought myself the UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie OVA Collection for reasons that I'm sure made sense at the time, but which I can no longer recall. Having purchased it, I supposed I'd better watch it. Well, I watched Season 3.

I've stopped caring that Kaishaku's work is really bad, honestly. I'm resigned to the fetish du jour construction of their stories.  There were even moments where I liked an angle, a scene, a character.

But look, let me say this plainly and get it out of the way, because I find the thought burdensome and want to shed it. When Kazuto kisses Val-chan and she turns into Valkyrie, every time I think - this is what pedophiles see in their heads. That this innocent child is somehow an actual willing, equal partner in this relationship. And this thought really makes it hard for me to ever like this series - even though Kazuto's relationship with Val-chan is, in and of itself, innocent. Kazuto is clearly in love with Valkyrie, and treats Val-chan as a daughter and that is that. Kazuto's worst behavior with Val-chan is that he spoils her a little.

But less and less is the story about Kazuto and Valkyrie at all. In Season 3, it's almost an aside to the main plot of whatever episode. Whether it's a cat maid superhero or one of Valhalla's 4 million princesses showing up for a visit (and crashing into a building to do so. When Rika commented on the fact, I was amazed they bothered to address the issue at all) Valkyrie and Kazuto's impending, oft-delayed wedding seems tagged on as an afterthought.

Among the many Princesses who show up for an extended visit is Pharm, who crashes into the local school and inexplicably becomes a teacher. Pharm is representative and enthusiast of the girl-wearing-glasses fetish. This episode is laden with Yuri service that doesn't quite go anywhere, but it was kind of weird and silly. We learn at the end of the episode that Pharm has a crush on Valkyrie. That too is kind of weird and silly. Most of this series is kind of weird and silly. And every once in a while, it almost becomes likable.

Ratings:

Art - Nothing like Kaishaku's - 7
Story - There is very little story - 5
Characters - Variable, averaging out at 6
Yuri - 4 for Pharm
Loser FanBoy - there are not enough numerals, nor spaces to hold them

Overall - 5

So if you like Kaishaku generally, or think you might if they stopped beating up their women all the time, Season 3 of Valkyrie is not intolerable.

Taisho Baseball Girls Anime, Disk 2 (English)

Taisho Baseball Girls is a story about girls playing baseball. Not just "playing baseball," playing hardball with the boys - and forcing them to take them seriously because they can play the game.

This a great anime that makes me smile for any number of reasons. I smiled with admiration at the effort they put in to training in a sport they've come to live and love. I smiled gently when Koume thought she was going to be a movie star, I smiled with nostalgia when they had a pillow fight and I smiled like a wolf when Akiko pitched a mean sinker.

I've spoken to a lot of folks recently about the Nanoha franchise and most of us feel that it's a fantastic series wrapped in a layer of pandering. The Nanoha series is, in a nutshell, about a bunch of girls working *really* hard to become the very best at what they do, not holding anything back and indeed becoming some of the best in the world. In Taisho Baseball Girls, the girls will not be among the best, but they still are shown working extremely hard to get to where they are - and for that, and the lack of pandering - this series is one of the best anime I'm currently (re)watching. It has my one real fetish - women training until they collapse and getting better as they do.

Yes, this series had Yuri in it, but good heavens, if you're watching this series for the Yuri, you have *completely* missed the point.

Let's cut to the chase - if the title of the final episode, "Covered in Dust and Sweat" doesn't make your heart pound a little harder, this is just not the anime for you. But if it does - if your chest swells with pride when you watch them play their hearts out - then you and I can be friends.


Ratings:

Art - 8
Story - 10
Characters - 10
Yuri - 5
Loser FanBoy - 0, because the very nature of being a LFB would make them unlikely to watch, understand or appreciate this series, or if they did, they'd only care about the Yuri.

Overall - 10

Please, makers of anime, take the lesson here - lose the pandering and just give us a story about girls fighting to become stronger with all their might. Please. It would be the greatest anime ever.

Once again it is my genuine pleasure to thank Okazu Superhero Amanda M for her sponsorship of today's review!

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