Girl A - /meets/is in love with/argues with/falls in love with/is going out with/drugs/ - Girl B.They have sex.
The End.
That's it. I'm totally done with this series. I don't get why anyone likes this crap, it's irredeemably dull and utterly unsexy.
I think I've been more than patient with this series, waiting for it to develop some character, some depth, some strength of conviction, and all it's done is move further and further backwards into the most banal of "Story A" territory.
Yuri Hime Wildrose 5 is an entire collection of "Plot, What Plot?" stories that are well beyond uninspired, a veritable fanfiction.net of a Yuri anthology.
I have five volumes (1-5) of Yuri Hime Wildrose here and I'd like to get rid of them, because they stink. In the comments field, write me a Story A romance in two sentences, in Mad LibsTM form:
Girl A (verb) Girl B. They (verb). The End
Don't be gross, vulgar or pornographic. I won't approve comments like that. Be creative and funny (unlike the stories in this collection) and you win all 5 books.
Ratings:
UGH
"Body and Heart entwined Bathtime" reads the obi copy.
UGH
Headslap Update: If you plan on posting as "Anonymous" could you sign off with a nickname or initials or *something* so I can tell you that you won and not some other Anonymous? Duh...!
Second Headslap Update: I should probably point out the obvious and say that you need to be over 18 to be part of this. If you are under 18 and entered, wtf were you thinking?